It will hurt. All male GI docs have sausage fingers.

Rolling Out released a list of the Top 10 Dirty Jobs with Good Pay back in July 2013: Gasteroenterologist made the cut (and the top) among other notables such as plumber, oil rig worker and sewer inspector. Of course, according to the article you need at least nine years of school, and you’ll spend the rest of your life up to elbows in poop, but your average salary will be $300k, and your patients–once you get them into remission and on with their lives–will be more like adoring fans.

10 Dirty Jobs with Good Pay – GI Doc Makes the Cut!