Something Else To Be Grateful For…

“100% Splinter Free.” That’s certainly a feature worth advertising!

Google is great for helping you dredge up reasons to be thankful when you’re drawing a blank. Apparently in 1935 Quilted Northern first advertised the “splinter-free” benefit of their toilet paper. Imagine having colitis before toilet paper manufacturers thought to QA their products for ass skewers?

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